IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN - A Funny

Got this in a email from a fellow red wine drinking girlfriend.....

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN







Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or


pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.


Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more


confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of


your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to


do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,


with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that


prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and


awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents


you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant


or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or


becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,


loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of


virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, Poker,


dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night


rounds of Strip Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


WARNINGS:


* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are


whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends


over and over again that you love them.
*The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you


can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without


spitting.


* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you


are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as


you feel may benefit!


Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz..............


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